This is a book about me. Unfortunately, I didn't write it - my mum did. WTF! Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, I'm pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you've bought it, you've basically supported a criminal. How does that feel? Aj think she's getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill hier. She won't not be able to mention that . . . Môžu tiež hľadať z môjho prvého dňa na škole, ktorá moja hlava je so massive, ako u nás sa stane s hitmi a ďalšími myšlienkami ako to. You know, important stuff. Anyway, Máme knihu na printer a you'll pozri I've correctod some of her most outrageous lies. So, you know, enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true . . .